It's Hadriel, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.

[meatbrained]

You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...

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[skelebro]

sure, just a disembodied pair of lips.
i'm sure i've gone some of those lyin' around somewhere.

[More specifically, there's a gummy pair of them somewhere, he thinks. 'Cause we've already got twinkies, so why stop there? Close enough, right?]

[ishotyouuu]

hey at this point im desperate for any kind of action

[skelebro]

what, dragons ain't cutting it for you?

[ishotyouuu]

dude i might be long and strong and down to get the friction on

but thatd still be like throwing a chapstick into the luray caverns

know what im saying

besides smokers dont do it for me

carcinogenics and all

[skelebro]

i understood maybe 35% of what you just said, dude.

[ishotyouuu]

too bad it wasnt 69%

i couldve had some fun with that

[skelebro]

do i wanna know?

[ishotyouuu]

GODDAMN DUDE DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT SEX IS

[skelebro]

are we talking in the literal, biblical, metaphysical, ideological, or philosophical ways here?

[Mostly he's just fucking with you.]

[ishotyouuu]

[...]

all of the above?

[skelebro]

i'm messing with you, dude.
69 is the sex number.

[...right?]

[ishotyouuu]

what position tho

[If you know this you're an even kinkier skeleton than he gives you credit for, Sans. Or at least weirdly curious about human sexuality.]

[skelebro]

oh, you know. a little flying castaway mixed with a bit of beleaguered swan where the legs are concerned.

[And now we're back to bullshitting.]

[ishotyouuu]

maybe put it in more laymans terms?

[skelebro]

head to toe?
human centipede?
you know it's kinda vague, right?
humans generally have more bits than just a head on a stick.

[ishotyouuu]

why the fuck would u go straight to human centipede dude jesus christ

[skelebro]

hey, it's not my fault 90% of what i know about human culture is the stuff that ended up in the garbage dump.

[ishotyouuu]

and it didnt occur to u that there might be a REASON for that

[skelebro]

i mean, yeah, but you also got stuff like carl sagan down there.
don't you tell me that's garbage too.

[ishotyouuu]

who the fuck tosses Carl Sagan

that dude was awesome :/

[skelebro]

man, i dunno, but it was their loss.
space is great.

[Might be he's a little drunk already...]

[ishotyouuu]

its pretty cool yeah

kinda lonesome up there tho

plus theres pretty much a whole lot of nothing in between galaxies

idk once was enough for me

[skelebro]

you've been?

[WADE HOLY SHIT TELL HIM EVERYTHING PLEASE]

[ishotyouuu]

for a while yeah

some uh

"siblings" and i got tapped to fight off this intergalactic cloud thing that was going from planet to planet eating the minds of all the sentient beings

or some shit like that idk i kinda drifted off when this was getting explained to me

[skelebro]

"siblings"?

[Maybe he don't wanna know why that's in "quotes."]

that part sounds pretty shitty i guess.
just seems like it'd be better to live there without any of that eating bit.