It's Hadriel, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.

[meatbrained]

You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...

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[skelebro]

good question.
probably, if you drink enough of the stuff.

[ishotyouuu]

pretty sure ill have lost all shame by the time i drink enough to feel shame

[skelebro]

well, there ya go.
is your objective to feel shame prior to drinking or after?

[ishotyouuu]

does it really matter i mean im gonna get drunk either way

[skelebro]

so what i'm hearing is:
cinnabon-flavored vodka it is.

[ishotyouuu]

id better not be drinking alone pal of mine

don't do that to a bro

[skelebro]

i can be over there in twenty.
also, relevant: found a bunch of twinkies. not cinnabons, but close enough right?

[ishotyouuu]

i would kiss you right on the lips if you had em bro

bring em over

the twinkies i mean

not ur nonexistent lips

actually bring those over too if you got em i tend to get makey outy when im drunk ;)

[skelebro]

sure, just a disembodied pair of lips.
i'm sure i've gone some of those lyin' around somewhere.

[More specifically, there's a gummy pair of them somewhere, he thinks. 'Cause we've already got twinkies, so why stop there? Close enough, right?]

[ishotyouuu]

hey at this point im desperate for any kind of action

[skelebro]

what, dragons ain't cutting it for you?

[ishotyouuu]

dude i might be long and strong and down to get the friction on

but thatd still be like throwing a chapstick into the luray caverns

know what im saying

besides smokers dont do it for me

carcinogenics and all

[skelebro]

i understood maybe 35% of what you just said, dude.

[ishotyouuu]

too bad it wasnt 69%

i couldve had some fun with that

[skelebro]

do i wanna know?

[ishotyouuu]

GODDAMN DUDE DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT SEX IS

[skelebro]

are we talking in the literal, biblical, metaphysical, ideological, or philosophical ways here?

[Mostly he's just fucking with you.]

[ishotyouuu]

[...]

all of the above?

[skelebro]

i'm messing with you, dude.
69 is the sex number.

[...right?]

[ishotyouuu]

what position tho

[If you know this you're an even kinkier skeleton than he gives you credit for, Sans. Or at least weirdly curious about human sexuality.]

[skelebro]

oh, you know. a little flying castaway mixed with a bit of beleaguered swan where the legs are concerned.

[And now we're back to bullshitting.]

[ishotyouuu]

maybe put it in more laymans terms?

[skelebro]

head to toe?
human centipede?
you know it's kinda vague, right?
humans generally have more bits than just a head on a stick.

[ishotyouuu]

why the fuck would u go straight to human centipede dude jesus christ

[skelebro]

hey, it's not my fault 90% of what i know about human culture is the stuff that ended up in the garbage dump.