It's Hadriel, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.

[meatbrained]

You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...

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Wade Wilson

[ishotyouuu]

1. I just want cinnabon and vodka.

2. What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration

3. It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo

4. Text him!

1.

[skelebro]

isn't there cinnabon-flavored vodka out there or something?
two birds, one stone.

[ishotyouuu]

does it come with the intense shame u get after eating at cinnabon tho

becuz thats important

[skelebro]

good question.
probably, if you drink enough of the stuff.

[ishotyouuu]

pretty sure ill have lost all shame by the time i drink enough to feel shame

[skelebro]

well, there ya go.
is your objective to feel shame prior to drinking or after?

[ishotyouuu]

does it really matter i mean im gonna get drunk either way

[skelebro]

so what i'm hearing is:
cinnabon-flavored vodka it is.

[ishotyouuu]

id better not be drinking alone pal of mine

don't do that to a bro

[skelebro]

i can be over there in twenty.
also, relevant: found a bunch of twinkies. not cinnabons, but close enough right?

[ishotyouuu]

i would kiss you right on the lips if you had em bro

bring em over

the twinkies i mean

not ur nonexistent lips

actually bring those over too if you got em i tend to get makey outy when im drunk ;)

[skelebro]

sure, just a disembodied pair of lips.
i'm sure i've gone some of those lyin' around somewhere.

[More specifically, there's a gummy pair of them somewhere, he thinks. 'Cause we've already got twinkies, so why stop there? Close enough, right?]

[ishotyouuu]

hey at this point im desperate for any kind of action

3

[wormintheglass]

I hope you cut his head off.

It's the only way to be sure.

3

[ishotyouuu]

depends on which head u mean

a head WAS cut off

3

[wormintheglass]

with clowns it's best to go for both, once they stop being amusing.

[ishotyouuu]

are clowns EVER amusing tho

i get the feeling they usually bypass that and go straight to terrifying

[wormintheglass]

the fun part is watching them terrify other people.

even that got old fast, to be honest.

[ishotyouuu]

idk their target audience is usually kids

and homie dont play that game

[wormintheglass]

oh, there were no children in that place. only the worst of villains, largely.

I believe in his homeworld he mostly concentrated on big angry men in capes. So many tedious stories I sat through politely. So unlikely any of them were true.

[ishotyouuu]

[Okay, color him curious.]

should i take a guess on who ur talking about or are u going to tell me?

[wormintheglass]

Considering it's you? I'd be willing to bet you could guess.

[ishotyouuu]

honestly i was gonna guess the Joker

[wormintheglass]

See? I only place sure bets, Wade darling.

[ishotyouuu]

well i mean honestly u could have been talking about a lot of people

theres quite a few cape wearing superheroes out there u know

not really sure what the big draw is tbh